bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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