Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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