Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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