we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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