Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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