Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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