walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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You. Win. At. Life.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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