Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize