It's like a parade of train wrecks.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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