This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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