it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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