i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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