How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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