bring money and cleavage
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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