she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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