your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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