whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
How's work?
Spinning.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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