Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
