you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
