I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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