I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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