Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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