Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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