happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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