Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
What changed your mind?
Being sober
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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