Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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