I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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