I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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