Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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