So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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