Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just pee around me
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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