I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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