If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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