No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I think I sprained my soul last night
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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