Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My nipple is on Facebook.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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