Fine. I'll sleep in my office
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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