Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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