Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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