Life is so much better after having sex.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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