Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
ttyl tear gas
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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