If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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