its not stalking. its research.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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