You work out of a Hotel?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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