marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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