i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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