there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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