I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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