Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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