no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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