Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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