therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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