Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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