come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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