Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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